Joe Theismann’s Restaurant
Served with skin-on fries. Substitute any burger to impossible burger +$3.50
two eggs* any style, bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter
Get ’em all for $19
All entrées and salads are served family or buffet-style for guests to enjoy. We encourage you to select a variety of items to create a filling meal
Minimum 10 people for all items, except where otherwise noted
Minimum 24 hrs advance notice requested for all orders. 48 hrs advance notice required for groups of 25+
Metal chaffing dishes and/or catering platters may be rented for an additional charge
Sealed packet with disposable napkin, fork and knife included with all orders – 1 per person
All items will be presented in disposable To-Go containers at no additional charge unless otherwise requested
Alexandria Restaurant Partners provides full-service catering and bar packages, with professional event staff and equipment for any occasion. From reunions to retirement parties, corporate meetings to cocktail receptions, and boxed lunches to virtual events and beyond – we have everything you need to host a truly memorable event! Additionally, the ARP family of restaurants offers private dining spaces for up to 300 guests, along with covered and waterfront outdoor patios. Contact Events Director Monica Rice for information today! Email: Monica@AlexRestPart.com | Phone: 202-815-0566
Bar Service available with options for Well, Call or Premium brand Beers, Wines & Cocktails – inquire for pricing
Available naked, breaded, or grilled. Served with carrots and celery, blue cheese, and ranch. Choose up to 4 Sauces: caramelized onion & parmesan (we recommend grilled), spicy chili con queso, old bay, cajun spice, caesar & parmesan, caribbean mango mojo, lemon-pepper, korean bbq, garlic-parmesan, hot buffalo, greek oregano & feta, bbq, spicy bbq, buffalo honey-mustard
10 Prime Burgers or Grilled Chicken Breast, Brioche Rolls, Choice of American or Swiss cheese, Shredded Iceberg, Sliced Tomato, Pickles, Caramelized Onions, Pickled Red Onions, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise. Served with your choice of a side: chips or cookies. Includes plates, napkins, utensils on request. Burgers cooked to medium
Served with a piece of bread and a cookie
Dinner Menu 1
$29.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 3 entrees, 1 dessert
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
Joe’s All-American
burger house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles, skin-on fries
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
Simply Grilled Chicken
Chicken breast, roasted tomato-dill butter, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, asparagus
Vegan Chorizo Tacos
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries
Dessert
Warm Apple Crumble
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
Dinner Menu 2
$36.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 1 salad, 4 entrees
Starters to Share
Hot Beer Cheese
golden lager, soft pretzels
Roasted Garlic Hummus
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
House Made Onion Rings
panko breadcrumbs, blackened ranch dressing
Sweet Potato Tots
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
Joe’s All-American Burger
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles, skin-on fries
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
Half Rack Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
Vegan Chorizo Tacos
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries
Dinner Menu 3
$56.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 2 starters, 1 salad, 4 entrees, 1 dessert
Starters to Share
Roasted Garlic Hummus
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
DC Chili-Cheese Fries
dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
Sweet Potato Tots
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
Cuban Sliders
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
Wings
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese or ranch, celery, carrots
Hot Beer Cheese
golden lager, soft pretzels
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
45-Day Aged Filet Mignon
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
Pan Roasted Salmon
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
Full Rack Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
60-Day 12oz Prime NY Strip
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter
Vegan Chorizo Tacos
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries
Dessert Selections
Warm Apple Crumble
Peanut Butter Pie
Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake
Business Lunch Menu
$17.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 3 entrees
Entree Selections
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato bun
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast
Southern Fried Chicken
salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
Joe’s All-American Burger
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles
Vegan Chorizo Tacos
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
crispy breaded chicken thigh, JTR buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun
Premium Lunch Menu
$24.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 4 entrees
Starters to Share
Hot Beer Cheese
Roasted Garlic Hummus
Onion Rings
Sweet Potato Tots
Entree Selections
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast
Southern Fried Chicken
salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
Corned Beef Reuben
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing
Joe’s All-American Burger
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles
Blackened Fish Sandwich
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
crispy breaded chicken thigh, JTR buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun
Brunch Menu
$24.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 4 entrees
Starters to Share
Warm Giant Cinnamon Roll
Apple-Cinnamon Donuts
Entree Selections
Quarterback Scramble
3 scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
Buttermilk Malted Waffle
choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter
Corned Beef Hash
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs
Smashed Avocado
fried egg, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotie aioli, marble rye toast
Fried Chicken Biscuit
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, sharp white cheddar, thick cut bacon, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes
Joe’s Breakfast
two scrambled eggs, sausage patty, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
Brunch Buffet
$28.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 3 entrees, 2 sides
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
Quarterback Scramble
3 scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
Waffles with Assorted Toppings
vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter
Corned Beef Hash
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, scrambled eggs
Fried Chicken Biscuit
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, sharp white cheddar, thick cut bacon, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes
Smashed Avocado
scrambled eggs, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotie aioli, marble rye toast
Sides
Grilled Sausage Patties
Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes
Seasonal Fruit
Classic Buffet
$49.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 2 entrees, 2 sides, 1 dessert
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
Pan Roasted Salmon
roasted tomato-dill butter
Herb Roasted Chicken
lemon-rosemary butter
Spirale Pasta & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
Side Selctions
Garlic Green Beans
Spirale with Garlic Cream Sauce
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes
Seasonal Fruit
Dessert Selections
Warm Apple Crumble
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
Peanut Butter Pie
chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts
Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake
dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream
Premium Buffet
$64.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1starter, 1 salad, 2 entrees, 2 sides, 1 dessert
Starters to Share
Hot Beer Cheese
Roasted Garlic Hummus
Cuban Sliders
Chicken Wings
Salad Selections
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Entree Selections
Pan Roasted Salmon
roasted tomato-dill butter
Herb Roasted Chicken
lemon-rosemary butter
Sliced Tenderloin
red wine shallot demi-glaze
Spirale Pasta & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce
Side Selections
Garlic Green Beans
Spirale with Garlic Cream Sauce
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes
Grilled Asparagus
Dessert Selections
Warm Apple Crumble
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
Peanut Butter Pie
chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts
Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake
dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream
Add Dessert to Any Menu
$5 per person | select one
Warm Apple Crumble
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
Peanut Butter Pie
chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts
Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake
dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream
Add Steak to Any Menu
$15 per person | select 1
60 Day 12oz Prime NY Strip
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
Cocktail Reception
$36.96 per person. Appetizer buffet refilled as needed for up to two hours. Select any 5 items
Chicken Skewers
honey-mustard & house made ranch
Tomato-Olive Bruschetta
toasted garlic crostini
Caprese Skewers
Hot Beer Cheese
with soft pretzels
Chicken Wings
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery carrots
Roasted Garlic Hummus
house made, with smoked paprika and grilled pita
Avocado Toast
avocado, chimichurri, evoo crostini
Platters
each platter serves approximately 25 guests
Cuban Sliders
$150.00
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
Joe’s All-American Sliders
$125.00
house-ground prime chuck patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing
Impossible Sliders
$180.00
plant-based patty, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisée
Roasted Garlic Hummus
$75.00
house made, with smoked paprika and grilled pita
Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail
$150.00
housemade cocktail sauce
DC Chili Cheese Fries
$95.00
DC-style chili, beer cheese, half smoked sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
Chicken Skewers
$65.00
honey-mustard & house made ranch
Steak Skewers
$175.00
A1 aioli sauce
Hot Beer Cheese
$100.00
with soft pretzels
Caprese Skewers
$95.00
Seasonal Fruit Platter
$95.00
Tomato-Olive Bruschetta
$60.00
toasted garlic crostini
Chef’s Charcuterie Board
$180.00
Chef’s Cheese Board
$165.00
Avocado Toast
$75.00
avocado, chimichurri, evoo crostini
Chicken Wings
$150.00
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots
Assorted Mini Desserts
$95.00
Assorted Cookies
$30.00