Joe Theismann's Restaurant

Served with skin-on fries. Substitute any burger to impossible burger +$3.50

two eggs* any style, bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast

choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter

Get 'em all for $19

All entrées and salads are served family or buffet-style for guests to enjoy. We encourage you to select a variety of items to create a filling meal

Minimum 10 people for all items, except where otherwise noted

Minimum 24 hrs advance notice requested for all orders. 48 hrs advance notice required for groups of 25+

Metal chaffing dishes and/or catering platters may be rented for an additional charge

Sealed packet with disposable napkin, fork and knife included with all orders – 1 per person

All items will be presented in disposable To-Go containers at no additional charge unless otherwise requested

Alexandria Restaurant Partners provides full-service catering and bar packages, with professional event staff and equipment for any occasion. From reunions to retirement parties, corporate meetings to cocktail receptions, and boxed lunches to virtual events and beyond – we have everything you need to host a truly memorable event! Additionally, the ARP family of restaurants offers private dining spaces for up to 300 guests, along with covered and waterfront outdoor patios. Contact Events Director Monica Rice for information today! Email: Monica@AlexRestPart.com | Phone: 202-815-0566

Bar Service available with options for Well, Call or Premium brand Beers, Wines & Cocktails – inquire for pricing

Available naked, breaded, or grilled. Served with carrots and celery, blue cheese, and ranch. Choose up to 4 Sauces: caramelized onion & parmesan (we recommend grilled), spicy chili con queso, old bay, cajun spice, caesar & parmesan, caribbean mango mojo, lemon-pepper, korean bbq, garlic-parmesan, hot buffalo, greek oregano & feta, bbq, spicy bbq, buffalo honey-mustard

10 Prime Burgers or Grilled Chicken Breast, Brioche Rolls, Choice of American or Swiss cheese, Shredded Iceberg, Sliced Tomato, Pickles, Caramelized Onions, Pickled Red Onions, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise. Served with your choice of a side: chips or cookies. Includes plates, napkins, utensils on request. Burgers cooked to medium

Served with a piece of bread and a cookie

Dinner Menu 1

$29.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 3 entrees, 1 dessert

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

Joe's All-American

burger house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles, skin-on fries

Beer Battered Fish & Chips

Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce

Simply Grilled Chicken

Chicken breast, roasted tomato-dill butter, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, asparagus

Vegan Chorizo Tacos

impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries

Dessert

Warm Apple Crumble

granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream

Dinner Menu 2

$36.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 1 salad, 4 entrees

Starters to Share

Hot Beer Cheese

golden lager, soft pretzels

Roasted Garlic Hummus

house made, smoked paprika, warm pita

House Made Onion Rings

panko breadcrumbs, blackened ranch dressing

Sweet Potato Tots

hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

Joe's All-American Burger

house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles, skin-on fries

Beer Battered Fish & Chips

Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce

Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken

pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream

Chicken Louisiana

shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice

Half Rack Baby Back Ribs

spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries

Vegan Chorizo Tacos

impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries

Dinner Menu 3

$56.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 2 starters, 1 salad, 4 entrees, 1 dessert

Starters to Share

Roasted Garlic Hummus

house made, smoked paprika, warm pita

DC Chili-Cheese Fries

dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch

Sweet Potato Tots

hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions

Cuban Sliders

dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce

Wings

house buffalo sauce, blue cheese or ranch, celery, carrots

Hot Beer Cheese

golden lager, soft pretzels

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

45-Day Aged Filet Mignon

crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus

Pan Roasted Salmon

roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs

Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken

pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream

Chicken Louisiana

shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice

Full Rack Baby Back Ribs

spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries

60-Day 12oz Prime NY Strip

garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter

Vegan Chorizo Tacos

impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries

Dessert Selections

Warm Apple Crumble

Peanut Butter Pie

Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake

Business Lunch Menu

$17.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 3 entrees

Entree Selections

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato bun

Joe's Turkey & Ham Club

roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast

Southern Fried Chicken

salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch

Joe's All-American Burger

house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles

Vegan Chorizo Tacos

impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

crispy breaded chicken thigh, JTR buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun

Premium Lunch Menu

$24.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 4 entrees

Starters to Share

Hot Beer Cheese

Roasted Garlic Hummus

Onion Rings

Sweet Potato Tots

Entree Selections

Joe's Turkey & Ham Club

roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast

Southern Fried Chicken

salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch

Corned Beef Reuben

house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing

Joe's All-American Burger

house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles

Blackened Fish Sandwich

lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

crispy breaded chicken thigh, JTR buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun

Brunch Menu

$24.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 starter, 4 entrees

Starters to Share

Warm Giant Cinnamon Roll

Apple-Cinnamon Donuts

Entree Selections

Quarterback Scramble

3 scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast

Buttermilk Malted Waffle

choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter

Corned Beef Hash

house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs

Smashed Avocado

fried egg, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotie aioli, marble rye toast

Fried Chicken Biscuit

hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, sharp white cheddar, thick cut bacon, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes

Joe's Breakfast

two scrambled eggs, sausage patty, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast

Brunch Buffet

$28.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 3 entrees, 2 sides

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

Quarterback Scramble

3 scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast

Waffles with Assorted Toppings

vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter

Corned Beef Hash

house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, scrambled eggs

Fried Chicken Biscuit

hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, sharp white cheddar, thick cut bacon, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes

Smashed Avocado

scrambled eggs, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotie aioli, marble rye toast

Sides

Grilled Sausage Patties

Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon

Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes

Seasonal Fruit

Classic Buffet

$49.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1 salad, 2 entrees, 2 sides, 1 dessert

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

Pan Roasted Salmon

roasted tomato-dill butter

Herb Roasted Chicken

lemon-rosemary butter

Spirale Pasta & Chicken

pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream

Chicken Louisiana

shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice

Side Selctions

Garlic Green Beans

Spirale with Garlic Cream Sauce

Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes

Seasonal Fruit

Dessert Selections

Warm Apple Crumble

granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream

Peanut Butter Pie

chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts

Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake

dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream

Premium Buffet

$64.95 per person. Includes unlimited coffee, tea and fountain sodas. Select: 1starter, 1 salad, 2 entrees, 2 sides, 1 dessert

Starters to Share

Hot Beer Cheese

Roasted Garlic Hummus

Cuban Sliders

Chicken Wings

Salad Selections

Garden Salad

mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette

Caesar Salad

romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan

Entree Selections

Pan Roasted Salmon

roasted tomato-dill butter

Herb Roasted Chicken

lemon-rosemary butter

Sliced Tenderloin

red wine shallot demi-glaze

Spirale Pasta & Chicken

pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream

Chicken Louisiana

shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice

Baby Back Ribs

spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce

Side Selections

Garlic Green Beans

Spirale with Garlic Cream Sauce

Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes

Grilled Asparagus

Dessert Selections

Warm Apple Crumble

granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream

Peanut Butter Pie

chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts

Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake

dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream

Add Dessert to Any Menu

$5 per person | select one

Warm Apple Crumble

granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream

Peanut Butter Pie

chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts

Ten-Layer Chocolate Cake

dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream

Add Steak to Any Menu

$15 per person | select 1

60 Day 12oz Prime NY Strip

garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter

45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus

Cocktail Reception

$36.96 per person. Appetizer buffet refilled as needed for up to two hours. Select any 5 items

Chicken Skewers

honey-mustard & house made ranch

Tomato-Olive Bruschetta

toasted garlic crostini

Caprese Skewers

Hot Beer Cheese

with soft pretzels

Chicken Wings

house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery carrots

Roasted Garlic Hummus

house made, with smoked paprika and grilled pita

Avocado Toast

avocado, chimichurri, evoo crostini

Platters

each platter serves approximately 25 guests

Cuban Sliders

$150.00

dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce

Joe's All-American Sliders

$125.00

house-ground prime chuck patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing

Impossible Sliders

$180.00

plant-based patty, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisée

Roasted Garlic Hummus

$75.00

house made, with smoked paprika and grilled pita

Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail

$150.00

housemade cocktail sauce

DC Chili Cheese Fries

$95.00

DC-style chili, beer cheese, half smoked sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch

Chicken Skewers

$65.00

honey-mustard & house made ranch

Steak Skewers

$175.00

A1 aioli sauce

Hot Beer Cheese

$100.00

with soft pretzels

Caprese Skewers

$95.00

Seasonal Fruit Platter

$95.00

Tomato-Olive Bruschetta

$60.00

toasted garlic crostini

Chef's Charcuterie Board

$180.00

Chef's Cheese Board

$165.00

Avocado Toast

$75.00

avocado, chimichurri, evoo crostini

Chicken Wings

$150.00

house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots

Assorted Mini Desserts

$95.00

Assorted Cookies

$30.00